Pete’s Law Dictionary

Pete’s Law Dictionary
First Edition ™

Accounting:
To account, to be accountable for, as in WHO accounts for being surety.

Debt:
A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard:
Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Fuckwit:
See Fucktard

Legal:
Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man:
A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person:
A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Supreme Being:
Include a Man and a Woman.

Surety:
Something somewhere, that makes it sure, that a debt will be discharged somehow.

Woman:
A human with a vagina, preferably alive.


 

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